| H | U | SS | E | Y |
| "optimal, optimize" | Dr. Thomson asks a question | "architecture" | Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline | Accidently moves to next slide |
| "focus group" | "strategy, strategies" | Laptop malfunction | Unnecessary name-dropping | ≥4 acroynms slide-1 (n/a to flow charts) |
| Related to global warming/war on terror | "manage, managed, managable" | FREE
Self-serving
attitude | "profit" | Speaker spends 5 minutes telling life story |
"task force"
or
"working group" | "I'm going to skip this slide" | "innovative" | "leveraging" | "net worth" |
| "satellite network" | "implementation, implement" | "worldwide" | Speaker runs past 5:00pm | "global effort" |